Saturday, September 26, 2009

The Epidemic, The Unwretched Epidemic!

Glorious Detransmogrification: HE is causing an epidemic! Sanctifying one hideous monstrosity at a time!

All you vampires who fear the Light, flee to your coffins, and live for yourself therein!
All you lycanthropic beings, "you must repent, you Cursed Wretch!" If you dislike it, dislike it, then fetch your flesh!

We, His unvamps, speak His Truth:

"All we little unvamps,
once were sluts, were whores, were tramps,
but now we are the bride of Jesus Christ!"